Bounce to FopAn heroick epistle from a dog at Twickenham to a dog at courtTo thee, sweet Fop, these Lines I send,Who, tho’ no Spaniel, am a Friend.Tho, once my Tail in wanton play,Now frisking this, and then that way,Chanc’d, with a Touch of just the Tip,To hurt your Lady-lap-dog-ship;Yet thence to think I’d bite your Head off!Sure Bounce is one you never read of.FOP! you can dance, and make a Leg,Can fetch and carry, cringe and beg,And (what’s the Top of all your Tricks)Can stoop to pick up Strings and Sticks.We Country Dogs love nobler Sport,And scorn the Pranks of Dogs at Court.Fye, naughty Fop! where e’er you comeTo f---t and p---ss about the Room,To lay your Head in every Lap,And, when they think not of you — snap!The worst that Envy, or that SpiteE’er said of me, is, I can bite:That sturdy Vagrants, Rogues in Rags,Who poke at me, can make no Brags;And that to towze such Things as flutter,To honest Bounce is Bread and Butter.While you, and every courtly Fop,Fawn on the Devil for a Chop,I’ve the Humanity to hateA Butcher, tho’ he brings me Meat;And let me tell you, have a Nose,(Whatever stinking Fops suppose)That under Cloth of Gold or Tissue,Can smell a Plaister, or an Issue.Your pilf’ring Lord, with simple Pride,May wear a Pick-lock at his Side;My Master wants no Key of State,For Bounce can keep his House and Gate.When all such Dogs have had their Days,As knavish Pams, and fawning Trays;When pamper’d Cupids, bestly Veni’s,And motly, squinting Harvequini’s,Shall lick no more their Lady’s Br---,But die of Looseness, Claps, or Itch;Fair Thames from either ecchoing ShoareShall hear, and dread my manly Roar.See Bounce, like Berecynthia, crown’dWith thund’ring Offspring all around,Beneath, beside me, and a top,A hundred Sons! and not one Fop.Before my Children set your Beef,Not one true Bounce will be a Thief;Not one without Permission feed,(Tho’ some of F---’s hungry Breed)But whatsoe’er the Father’s Race,From me they suck a little Grace.While your fine Whelps learn all to steal,Bred up by Hand and Chick and Veal.My Eldest-born resides not far,Where shines great Strafford’s glittering Star:My second (Child of Fortune!) waitsAt Burlington’s Palladian Gates:A third majestically stalks(Happiest of Dogs!) in Cobham’s Walks:One ushers Friends to Bathurst’s Door;One fawns, at Oxford’s, on the Poor.Nobles, who Arms or Arts adorn,Wait for my Infants yet unborn.None but a Peer of Wit and Grace,Can hope a Puppy of my Race.And O! wou’d Fate the Bliss decreeTo mine (a Bliss too great for me)That two, my tallest Sons, might graceAttending each with stately Pace,Iulus’ Side, as erst Evander’s,To keep off Flatt’rers, Spies, and Panders,To let no noble Slave come near,And scare Lord Fannys from his Ear:Then might a Royal Youth, and true,Enjoy at least a Friend — or two:A Treasure, which, of Royal kind,Few but Himself deserve to find.Then Bounce (’tis all that Bounce can crave)Shall wag her Tail within the Grave.And tho’ no Doctors, Whig, or Tory ones,Except the Sect of Pythagoreans,Have Immortality assign’dTo any Beast, but Dryden’s Hind:Yet Master Pope, whom Truth and SenseShall call their Friend some Ages hence,Tho’ now on loftier Themes he singsThan to bestow a Word on Kings,Has sworn by Sticks (the Poet’s Oath,And Dread of Dogs and Poets both)Man and his Works he’ll soon renounce,And roar in Numbers worthy Bounce.